Adopt a highway
I should have read the fine print when I decided to adopt a highway. It seemed like a great investment, since I planned to put a toll on it. Turns out – I can’t do that. I can’t even remove the speed limit! As a proud parent of the highway, I get the privilege of cleaning it. In addition, my ownership is memorialized on a sign delineating my section of the road. So people will know who to blame if the road is a mess. What was I thinking? I guess it could be worse – I could have bought a timeshare.
These musings brought to you by Doctor S. Check out his adventures in the books entitled “Welcome to Earth, Doctor S” and “Doctor S and the Great Diamond Escapade”.