An Ode to Toilet Paper
Toilet paper, oh toilet paper,
Manufactured in a wide array of configurations,
Quilted, multi-ply, scented, and oh so soft.
From the moment I first touched you,
I knew earthlings were onto something.
Little did I know how much of an indispensable commodity you had become.
People clamoring to stock up on you in a time of crisis.
Now that’s something you don’t see every day on my planet.
Luckily, I stocked up a couple weeks ago,
So, I can breathe easy.