An Ode to Toilet Paper

Toilet paper, oh toilet paper,

Manufactured in a wide array of configurations,

Quilted, multi-ply, scented, and oh so soft.

From the moment I first touched you,

I knew earthlings were onto something.

Little did I know how much of an indispensable commodity you had become.

People clamoring to stock up on you in a time of crisis.

Now that’s something you don’t see every day on my planet.

Luckily, I stocked up a couple weeks ago,

So, I can breathe easy.