April Fool’s Amidst Social Distancing

Social distancing makes it difficult to pull off April Fool’s pranks. This being my first April Fool’s Day on Earth, however, I did not let that discourage me. Rather than stick “kick me” signs on people, which I understand is the classic prank, I stuck signs on the back of my neighbors’ cars that read:

“Honk three times, and I’ll give you a roll of toilet paper.”

“If you can read this, you’re not respecting proper social distances.”

“Don’t mind the swerving, I’m texting.”

“Bourbon on board!”

“Beware! Brake lights not working.”

“I brake for no apparent reason. You’ve been warned!”

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