Astronaut Recruitment

If I owned a space exploration company, I would recruit lightning strike survivors to become astronauts. Think about it – these people survived getting hit by lightning! They’re essentially superheroes. I bet their electromagnetic field is huge in comparison to everyone else. Just one such astronaut on a mission could ward off space radiation for the whole crew. Not only that, they would protect the rocket ship from lightning strikes, since we all know lightning never strikes the same place twice!

These musings brought to you by Doctor S. Check out his adventures in the books entitled “Welcome to Earth, Doctor S” and “Doctor S and the Great Diamond Escapade”.