After an exhausting three-hour study on earthly conspiracy theories, the following summarizes what is clearly going on. Shape-shifting aliens from Planet X were the ones who landed on the moon in 1969, disguised as US astronauts. They set up a base on the dark-side of the moon and are using highly advanced HAARP technology that renders the Earth flat. Side effects from use of this technology include crop circles, tsunamis, earthquakes, and terrorist attacks. They periodically visit Earth to abduct members of the Illuminati, implanting RFID chips into their brains. They are the ones now setting up 5G towers so they can orchestrate a New World Order through mind control of the Illuminati abductees. So obvious!
These musings brought to you by Doctor S. Check out his adventures in the book entitled “Welcome to Earth, Doctor S.”