Cupid Woes

Valentine’s day freaks me out! There’s a love sick, flying guy wearing a diaper on the loose. He may look angelic and all, but don’t be fooled. He’s armed and dangerous. Behind his soft smile lurks a madman, out to claim as many victims as he can. Master archer with unlimited arrows, he’s a trigger-happy monster on a mission to make strangers fall in love without their consent. Oh, the horror!! I refuse to fall prey to his antics. Every law enforcement agency I called refuses to take action, so I am ready to take matters into my own hands. I’m ready for you, Cupid, should you choose to pay me a visit.