Doctors and Apples

The saying goes: “An apple a day keeps the doctor away”. I don’t get it. Why would bringing an apple to your doctor every day keep him/her away? What could they possibly do with all those apples anyway? If I practiced medicine on Earth, I would demand a better bribe from my patients…perhaps in the form of chocolate!

These musings brought to you by Doctor S. Check out his adventures in the book entitled “Welcome to Earth, Doctor S.”