Oxymorons

Using oxymorons in speech may seem weirdly normal to a small crowd of you, but they have me clearly confused. On one hand, I find them bittersweet and amazingly awful, while on the other I find them painfully beautiful. I definitely maybe feel like a wise fool when trying to apply them. A seemingly random order of words sometimes leading to deceptively honest, passive aggressive statements. Profoundly ridiculous, yet sometime seriously funny to the untrained student of the English language.

These musings brought to you by Doctor S. Check out his adventures in the books entitled “Welcome to Earth, Doctor S” and “Doctor S and the Great Diamond Escapade”.