Of all the sports I’ve encountered on Earth, jousting is by far the most striking. Two people sitting on horses, each armed with long heavy lances, running at top speed towards one another with the sole purpose of… Read More
Author: Mario Cloutier
Category: Earthly Contemplations
Tags: #bullet, #driveby, #earthlycontemplations, #funny, #gun, #humor, #jousting, #medieval, #silly, #sport, #welcometoearthdoctorS
Most animals choose stealth over politeness when it comes to hunting. Woodpeckers, perhaps sensing an evolutionary opportunity, opted for the latter. They quite literally knock on their prey’s door before gobbling them up. That’s why I hereby award… Read More
Author: Mario Cloutier
Category: Earthly Contemplations
Tags: #earthlycontemplations, #funny, #humor, #hunting, #joke, #nature, #silly, #welcometoearthdoctorS, #woodpecker
Why ziplining is confined to forest canopies is beyond me! Ziplining is fun and it’s fast, so why not use it as a mode of transportation in cities? Think about it – cities are packed with buildings of… Read More
Author: Mario Cloutier
Category: Earthly Contemplations
Tags: #coffee, #commute, #earthlycontemplations, #funny, #humor, #silly, #traffic, #transportation, #welcometoearthdoctorS, #zipline
Indoor skydiving. As much as I like the concept, I just can’t get past the thought that it looks like a huge blender with people inside wearing funny looking jumper suits. These musings brought to you by Doctor… Read More
Author: Mario Cloutier
Category: Earthly Contemplations
Tags: #blender, #earthlycontemplations, #funny, #humor, #joke, #silly, #skydiving, #welcometoearthdoctorS, #windtunnel
Why did mother nature select one of the worse-sounding animals to be the morning alarm? Were there no auditions for this role? Did no one else show up? Personally, I think a new round of auditions is in… Read More
Author: Mario Cloutier
Category: Earthly Contemplations
Tags: #alarm, #chicken, #earthlycontemplations, #humor, #joke, #nature, #rooster, #silly, #welcometoearthdoctorS
Trampolines are an amazing feat of engineering. Kids play on them and acrobats use them for work, but they could be used for so many other purposes. For example, how many times have you waited at a busy… Read More
Author: Mario Cloutier
Category: Earthly Contemplations
Tags: #acrobat, #diving, #earthlycontemplations, #funny, #humor, #joke, #jump, #orchard, #pool, #silly, #street, #tennis, #trampoline, #welcometoearthdoctorS
It’s official – Doctor S and the Great Diamond Escapade is now published! Doctor S’ adventure on Earth continues with the help of friends from his home planet, Vinydia. Will they succeed in their quest for diamonds? Check… Read More
Author: Mario Cloutier
Category: Earthly Contemplations
Tags: #book, #childrenbook, #earthlycontemplations, #funny, #humor, #welcometoearthdoctorS
Ask 100 people what success means to them and you’ll likely get 100 different answers. I, however, think that memes are the ultimate success gauge. I mean, come on, if people are making memes about you, then you’ve… Read More
Author: Mario Cloutier
Category: Earthly Contemplations
Tags: #earthlycontemplations, #failure, #humor, #meme, #silly, #success, #welcometoearthdoctorS
Halloween is by far my favorite Earthly holiday. You get to dress up in crazy looking or scary costumes and then you get to walk around threatening strangers on their property to give you candy. If they refuse… Read More
Author: Mario Cloutier
Category: Earthly Contemplations
Tags: #costume, #earthlycontemplations, #halloween, #humor, #silly, #trickortreat, #welcometoearthdoctorS, #witch, #zombie
I’ve concluded that pumpkins are mankind’s least respected crop. Think about it, people devote acres upon acres of land to grow pumpkins and most of them are never eaten. Most of them are transformed into decorations and then… Read More
Author: Mario Cloutier
Category: Earthly Contemplations
Tags: #earthlycontemplations, #fall, #halloween, #humor, #pumpkin, #pumpkinchucking, #silly, #welcometoearthdoctorS
